202-280-6560

Rude female caller said she was a process server and asked if "David Bonds" was going to be available for "being served tomororrow". Just FYI to the rude female caller:
1. you have the wrong number
2. your grandma was right when she said you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar - translation: if you call my cell phone, you are an overbearing ass, and I do not even know who you are - expect retaliation. Understand that while it is a crap shoot, the potential exists for you to run into a bigger asshole than you...
3. you are obviously a very lazy (and hence, unsuccessful) process server. You have to get up off your fat ass to serve people, and develop some intellect...people whop resist serving tend to be a bit crafty
4. if you insist upon sitting on your fat lazy ass, you could do some research to at least dial the correct number.

Oh yeah - have a nice day!

Caller type: Sociopath
Number: 202-280-6560

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