It was a sunny day. I had just had this man replace my fence. He had been flirting with me the last 3 days. He wasn't bad looking, tall, dark, hung well. Then all hell broke loose. We where in the back yard. I was 'inspecting' his work. That's when his boyfriend stopped by. I thought it was a distasteful joke. The boyfriend 'Dan' ripped Dylan off me. Slapped him and started yelling and crying. Dylan slapped back. Dan grabbed him and declared his love. Dylan started crying and next thing I knew they where kissing!! In my back yard!! After he had just gotten to 3rd base!! If his package didn't look big at 3rd base it sure did when he was making out with his boyfriend!!
It was a sunny day. I had just had this man replace my fence. He had been flirting with me the last 3 days. He wasn't bad looking, tall, dark, hung well. Then all hell broke loose. We where in the back yard. I was 'inspecting' his work. That's when his boyfriend stopped by. I thought it was a distasteful joke. The boyfriend 'Dan' ripped Dylan off me. Slapped him and started yelling and crying. Dylan slapped back. Dan grabbed him and declared his love. Dylan started crying and next thing I knew they where kissing!! In my back yard!! After he had just gotten to 3rd base!! If his package didn't look big at 3rd base it sure did when he was making out with his boyfriend!!
Caller type: Sociopath
Caller: Dylan
Company: DD Construction
Number: 208-608-9069
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